Money

New Tattoo

I'm thinking about getting a new tattoo.

I'm thinking about getting a tattoo of a $100 bill on my dick.

Why?

  1. I like to watch my money grow.
  2. Once in a while, I like to play with my money.
  3. I like how money feels in my hand.
  4. Instead of my woman going out shopping, she can stay here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime she wants.